i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

(via chaoticxwonderland)

i’m on vacation with my family and right now i’m sitting on my hotel room’s balcony and I’ve been listening to this couple’s conversation. so basically they’ve been trying to take a decent selfie for the past 15 minutes and the woman just said “ugh, maybe I should put on some eyeliner” and her husband or whatever just said in the most serious voice ever: “ok, but you might need me to wing it out for you again so i won’t have any more booze. i’ll get some coke” and I just thought that that was adorable.